Please don’t feel obliged to buy any of these for me, but in case you want to here they are:
1. World Music 2007
All songs released in in the world this year, in a deluxe 144,000 disc box set. A bit beyond my price range, that’s why it’s on the prezzie list.
2. mi side ov itt by Keith Brunt
The prison diaries of the illiterate lifer, predicted by the publishers to be the surprise hit of the season.
3. A new favourite mug
To replace the cheese coloured one that went the way of all favourite mugs.
4. The Oxford Dictionary of Utensils
More from curiosity than anything.
5. Songs You Love to Hate
All that appalling garbage you hear in every shop you go into on one CD.
6. Some utensils
Otherwise what’s the point?
7. A selection of cheesy biscuits.
Mmm, cheesy biscuits.
8. Taxidermy Starter Pack
9. Magic Sock
The one that somehow matches whatever else you can find in your sock draw
10. Anything Else Nice